secretly five

I've recently discovered that I really like to read aloud, especially books by Roald Dahl. I am in the midst of George's Marvellous Medicine. I also like to make up little songs about whatever I am doing at the moment. For example, today I made up a really great song about wiggling my toes. Perfectly reasonable. Yesterday, I found out that it's a lot of fun to type in gibberish into google translate and click on the speaker to make it say the gibberish aloud. Depending on what language it's set to, the computer will pronounce the gibberish differently.

Because of all these behaviors, one would think that I like children. I sort of don't. Is that mean?